⚠️ Due to the tragic and well-documented demise of the band, all merchandise is now considered COLLECTOR'S ITEMS.
All items are sold out. Restock is unlikely given the circumstances. Enquiries to Dave KKK's estate will not receive a response as Dave KKK is missing, presumed alpine.
💀 T-SHIRTS
SOLD OUT
STAB IN THE DARK EP TEE — BLACK
Official EP release tee. The design was described by one reviewer as "upsetting." Mara said that was the point.
SOLD OUT
STAB IN THE DARK EP TEE — WHITE
White variant. Several venues asked the band not to sell this one at the merch table. The band ignored them. It sold out faster.
SOLD OUT
RED KING CLASSIC TEE
The original. Skull, crown, crossbones. Everything you need. Nothing you don't. The last remaining stock was lost in the Limerick canal incident.
SOLD OUT
ALL HAIL THE KING — BLACK
Gothic design. Limited run. Three hundred printed, two hundred sold, the rest destroyed when Dave KKK tried to help load the van in Athlone.
SOLD OUT
ALL HAIL THE KING — WHITE
White variant of the gothic design. epiDerm wore one on stage in Cork. He forgot the words forty seconds in. The shirt still looked incredible.
SOLD OUT
CYBERPUNK KING TEE
The controversial one. Purists objected. It sold out in a weekend. The purists were quietly furious. The band did not comment.
SOLD OUT
★ RARE ★
IRELAND TOUR 2008 TEE — BLACK
Tour tee with full 2008 Ireland setlist on the back. Two shows appear on the same date. Dave KKK booked the venues. Nobody noticed until the night.
SOLD OUT
★ RARE ★
IRELAND TOUR 2008 TEE — RED
Red variant. The black version didn't survive the canal. This one did. The tour itself is documented separately. It was a lot.
🧢 HEADWEAR
SOLD OUT
RED KING BEANIE
Official flame logo beanie. Four colours. All sold out. Mara wore the red one to every soundcheck without exception.
SOLD OUT
★ FAN EDITION ★
I ❤ MARA BEANIE
Fan-produced. Mara did not commission these. He wore one on stage in Galway. The batch sold out in forty minutes. He knew they would.
💎 COLLECTIBLES
SOLD OUT
★ ULTRA RARE ★
MARA'S GUITAR PICK
Genuine Mara guitar pick recovered from the Knocknacarra Livestock Arena. Certificate of authenticity pre-signed pre-death.
SOLD OUT
EPIDERM'S LYRIC SHEET
Handwritten lyric sheet recovered after Cork 2019. Most words are illegible. The ones that are legible are not the correct lyrics. He forgot them anyway.
For enquiries, contact Red King Management. Red King Management does not exist.
